kursus kecantekan

hewhew yuolls !! erk ? anyone here ? seem like i forever alone here. someone will read this ? its okay. by hook or by crook , i will post ! actually benda ni dari last week lagi. but my photographer lambat hantar copy gambar. so, cik bam terpaksa post lambat. event ni last wednesday and tajaan KOQ .

kursus ni pasal kecantekan . asalnya plan nak buat lawatan tapi tak tahu nak pi mane. so, this last choice. invite someone who pro in beautycare and let she talk. and tak menyesal pon pergi kursus ni. more or less i got something information that can be applied in daily life. takpe:). tak yah nak bertheory sangat.

satu fakta yang baru chek bam tau waktu pi kursus ni ialah kulit manusia ni ade 7lapis and yang cleanser, toner and moisturizer tu just for the most outer skin .but for another 6 layer ? answer is supplement .
dalam kursus ni, dia terangkan how to care our skin. cam biasa de pakai cleanser and sebagainya. for kulit kering , you better use milk cleansing. and waktu basuh tu , ade cara yang betul nak basuh. bukan setakat tonyoh muka kau cam tu je. starting from stress point, where your brain nerve located which at both side of your forehead. 5 zone yang kita kena sapu. forehead, nose, both cheek and chin. then , use toner just for a little . one of advantage of toner is it can clean our neck. oke what ?

our model:)

then ,ade care nak pakai mask. lepas dia start masuk bab solek menyolek, kitorang dah start bosan. sebab tak minat solek. but it quite interesting. one of our chinese girl be her model. akak ni ade butik sendiri and she quite popular* even i never heard about her*.sha already married and a child. the part i like the most is badan dia sangat awesome. kaki dia kecik oke !

our client:)

dah habes tu, cam biasalah menjamu selera. waktu ni kitorang rase baru rapat. baru nk bertegur. sedey kan ? but at least kitorang sempat rapat especially si liu tu . he quite cute and nice person. i wish i had boyfriend like him. always put his smile:). baru nak mengendengkan dia dengan model kitorang but dia buat bodoh jeee. aishhh~ geram tau !



kesian dia . kitorang cam desak dia pulak suruh upload but his comment like this " sory to perempuan2 cantek and laki2 handsome". perhh ! cute right ? baru-baru ni dia mintak tiru dalam exam KOQ. HAHA:d. sengal tahap gaban. tak pernah ade budak laki mintak tiru camtu.

we are as one :D

our MC:)

Tekun nak jaga muka tew ?

hari yang same jugak, cik bam buat sarung bantal! hari same je but tak same tarikh kay. yang sarung bantal tu , grouping je.but quite beautiful. macam nak kawen je care kitorang hias bantal tu. banyak experrience ktorg dpt bila amek KOQ ni. tahu nak buat cross-stitch,gubah bunga, sarung bantal and macam-macam lagi. even nampak cam pondan if lelaki masuk KOQ ni,but ade je yang gagah masuk . tapi ade certain lah yang masuk tu perasan diva, bajet handsome. seriau tengok yang si perasan diva tuuu. aku pon tak selembut tu.nak je aku patah-patahkan badan dia.

our masterpiece:)

orang-orang kuat

pemilik bantal ni:)

fuyohhh@.@

hew-hew to siapa yang konon macam ade pembaca. cik bam just nak share ape yang telah disharekan kepada cik bam and patot disharekan kepada korang semua and patot korang share dekat orang lain and so on. satu kerja sampai kiamat nanti share ni tak habes. tapi sharing kan caring ? macam penagih dadah tuu. sharing is caring. caring sangat lah sampai nak mati pon nak share ? isk=_='



actually bukan benda tu yang cik bam nak cakap. ni pasal haritu dekat kelas pak mail a.k.a. my lecturer,selaku yang mengajar measurement, dia ada cakap pasal kekayaan sultan brunei. sebab ade orang tanya beliau*sopan sikit bahase.sia hidop nanti kena pancung*

     "adakah kereta-kereta yang dimiliki oleh sultan brunei jika disusun buntut ke bumper or bumper ke bumper or buntut ke buntut or bumper ke buntut*terase censored disitu* akan sampai dari mane tah ke mane tah. seingat cik bam ape yang cik bam dengar dari pak mail, kawasan tu agak panjang and terletak di london. something like that. takde sape boleh jawab sahih ke tak pernyataan tu. sultan brunei tu just senyum. takkan dia nak mengaku. lagi satu fakta pasal sultan brunei ni , ape yang ade disekeliling nya mesti diperbuat daripada gold. kaya kan ? korang boleh tengok masjid dekat brunei. kalau terkopek tu, boleh buat sumber kehidupan korang tau. 7 keturunan pon belom tentu habes*bajet tahu*.

                                                      rupa dalam royal brunei airlines.

and one more things, pasal private jet dia. tak ingat lah banyaknya ke besarnya ke harganya lebey daripada royal brunei airlines. korang boleh bayang yang manusia ini*opss* memang tersangat kaya ? and ditambah bukti yang baru cik bam terima daripada sekutu or spy cik bam*macam spy brunei* ,ade video pasal kekayaan sultan brunei. memang nak ternganga lah. dah lah limited edition tau ! ade certain tu takde dalam dunia. direka khas untuk dia sahaja. ade lamborghini lah, apelah. macam-macamlah.yang paling macam kereta pakcik jaejoong pon adee. and bila korang tengok , sekali tengok, adelagi ? jalan punyer jalan , eh? ade lagi. it is about 4 room and room tu besar tahap banglow orang kaya nauzubillah !




bayangkan yee ? rupa lain, bentuk lain, warna lain. ishhh. dahsyat sungguh sultan brunei ni .tak caya kan ? meh kita sesame tengok video dekat bawah ne. korang rase cam showcase kereta pon ade. bila tengok ,memang cik bam terus teringat pak mail. memang iakan apa yang cik mail cakap. elak jambatan pulau pinang tu pon tak cukop.tapi kan kekadang aku tertanya, buat ape simpan kereta banyak tu ? dia nak cukopkan 365 ke ? so ,tiap hari dia akan tukar . no comment lah. kang lelebey sia-sia kena heret dengan sultan brunei. everything happened with reason and ALLAH only know the truth. 
















lagi satu aku nak bongkar rahsia. ni semua pak mail lah punyer pasal.semua aku teringat balek. pasal sultan johor. sultan kebanggaan aku. nak nyanyi sikit lah .



      'allah peliharakan sultan
       anugerahkan dia segala kehormatan
       sihat dan ria,kekal dan makmur
       luaskan kuasa menaungkan kami
       rakyat dipimpinin berzaman lagi
       dengan merdeka bersatu hati 
      ALLAH berkati johor
      ALLAH selamatkan sultan'

tamat ! naseb baik berkat belajar sejarah form 1. buat presentation pasal negeri. thanks and credit to puan rosilah.  ceh ! cik bam bangga tau dengan lagu negeri sendiri even melody dia quite hehe:D. orang johor mesti tahu kan ? no comment:). warna kegemaran sultan johor ni biru. dia ade keretalah. everything surrounding him is blue. versus sikit dengan sultan brunei. kereta dia yang bahagian dalam pon warna biru. korang bayangkan. it is like blue freak ! tu dia punyer pasal lah. dah memang dia ade kebolehan and kemampuan untuk buat semua tu. and dia ade koleksi kereta yang takde dekat dalam dunia. kate pak mail, tak pernah tengok dalam dunia. memang direka khas untuk dia. fuuhh ! kaya giler kan ? tapelah janji rakyat johor cukop makan and hidop aman sentosa !

happy plus sad

sobahul khair:). hehe:D. tetibe post waktu subuh gajah. buang tebiat agaknya. no reason ! actually cik bam tak tido pagi ni. semalam tidor bagai nak gila tak reti nak bangun ! and you know what ? i had 20 missed call from my dad. truly sorry dad T_T. before ni , dah banyak kali jadi camni and it's my fault sebab tak reti nak off silent. hissh ! seriously i felt very annoying with myself. nak dipanjangkan cerite,waktu sekolah dolu, waktu tu cik bam tengah spm. kat sekolah, mane boleh bawak fon. so, kire seludup berani mati and alah dah from five kan ? senior lahatoih ! petang tu silent lah fon. takkan nak loud kan? and you know what? i got 45missed call and once i pick up phone, my dad start menjerit and macam machine gun. too bad dia tuduh cik bam pergi dating dekat luar.sorry ye dad.your daughter alwyas available single mingle.how could you think about me like that?but lastly my dad faham yang dekat hostel,takkan nak loud and kebetulan cik bam tidor petang. bila kenanag balek, this thing always happend again and again. and benda ni my dad kate "made my adrenalin move too vigorously".sorry dad ! pinky promise not to do it again.



dah lah baru je dapat berita gembira because my i got parcel ! jeng oh jeng. hikhik. alah yang cik bam beli novel online but unfortunately 2 more novel i still didn't get it. sebab stok habes. so, by next week, maybe? and novel tu lah yang cik bam nak bace sangat ! 'perempuan lindungan kaabah'.
what to do?takde rezeki. i already read two novel and so far it's interesting. cik bam dah bace 'the wedding breaker' and rindu dalam sepi. yang first one tu quite 18sx .hehe:). the 2nd one is quite formal but its still okay. two more novel need to be done. and cik bam balek rumah ! last week, ayah dah tanya kenapa tak balek. bukan nak mengelak but i got some problem and it's hard to overcome. iaitu"malas nak ehemm".tak nak cakap ! malu seh jadi orang islam if cakap camtu. benda tu susah giler nak overcome. that's why cik bam prefer to stay in hostel rather than going back.but kesian dekat my sis.dia nak balek but takde kawan.so, kire teman dia lah ni.

mate sebenarnya berat but i had to stay my eyes open about 3 hours plus boring lectures. hopefully i don't collapsed during lecture. so, that's all !

ya allah ! jauhkan

 huarghh ! sedeynya bila nak post benda ne. actually tu bukan mate cik bam tapi you know?someone be a model to donate her tears. haha:D. just kidding. yang ni cik bam nak mengadu.tak tahu nak cakap dengan siapa. cik bam baru bangun tidor. maybe it too much slept. who knows? but i got some nightmare. and i can't believe that i got it. last night, cik bam mimpi nak beli jubah. and you know? cik bam mimpi pasal my dad. and the nightmare has something with death. cik bam sendiri angkat mayat ayah cik bam. and you know who the person that help me? my late mom ! so, i can't believe this. and i thought maybe benda tu just mainan tido. and cik bam terlalu penat. but for two days, i got some nightmare .actually baru balek dari bilik cik irin lepas tengok puss in boots. how ketinggalan kan ? haha:D. and nice cerite tu ! 10 out  of 10 ! daebak !



then, tertidor dekat bilik cik irin. berbual pasal blog theorterkhairul.blogspot. and it is superb ! nice blog to be followed. no sarcastic. it just some note to yourself. and i like super duper humpty dumpty with this equation.something got with spectacles and contact lenses.

*tak cute girl+spectacles=cute
  takcute+contact lenses=not cute
 cute+spectacles=angel
 cut+contact lenses=double not cute*

cheesy right? the conclusion is who wore spectacles is gonna be super duper humpty dumpty cute. and from blog, someone can judge me where i am ? *wink*. please jangan masuk lif tekan sendiri. haha! berbalik pada mimpi, and satu lagi ialah mayat ayah cik bam tu ringan and actually pada awalnya memang takut nak angkat. cik bam dalam mimpi tu nak nangis bila teringat yang akan ade nanti part bila muka mayat itu akan ditutup. setiap orang itu pasti menghadap kematian but i still can't accept that i can watch everything . it is something hint for me ? i don't know. hopefully allah selalu jauhkan mimpi buruk camni. maybe agaknya mimpi cik bam selalu tersasar. that's why allah kembalikan balik cik bam kepada fitrah manusia. something got to do with myself.and you know? i got to talk with my mom. tapi orang cakap, kalau mimpi bercakap ni, mainan syaitan ! so, maybe benda mainan tido. and don't think too much. maybe tido terlalu lame. 

chop!cik bam baru terbace some entry about tafsiran mimpi.wallahualam lah kan benda ni betul ke tak.name pon tafsiran kan ? katenya kalau kita bermimpi baik,sebut lah alhamdulillah. kalau kita bermimpi buruk,jangan diceritakan dekat orang. taku ia membawa malapetaka or bencana.instead of cerita dekat orang,amalkan benda ni 

"1. Membaca ta’awwuz (A’uuzubillahi minasysyaitoonir roojiim)

2. Meludah kesebelah kiri kita sebanyak 3 kali.

3. Mengubah cara tidur ke sebelah yang lain.4. Bangun sembahyang 2 rakaat (kalau termampu)"

kalau diamalkan benda ni, insyallah benda ni tak akan mendatangkan keburukan kepada kita. and one more thing cik bam terbace if kita termimpi someone yang dah meninggal but kita mimpi yang dia meninggal lagi, and takde orang berteriak atau meratap, tandanya zuriatnya akan berkahwin lagi. and this sentence stuck in my nebula oblongata ! bukan nak cakap yang jodoh cik bam dah sampai but from what i understand, it stated like that. haishh ! benda ni mainan je. and pasal ayah tu, tak jumpa kenapa. maybe peringatan kot supaya mengingati kematian tu. mAYBE !

tu je yang nak cik bam luah  hari ni. maybe next post, cik bam nak cerite pe yang cik bam belaja but i still had to study first. hewhew:D